NSFW: Christened


CONTENT WARNING: EXPLICIT ADULT MATERIAL (18+)

This work of fiction is intended for mature audiences aged 18 and older. It contains explicit sexual content, mature language, and adult themes that may not be suitable for all readers.

Reader discretion is advised.


It was a bright Saturday afternoon as they wandered through their friends’ spacious new home. Every guest had been invited to tour the place on the way in — up and down the multiple floors, the study, the bedrooms, the living room, even the walk-in closets and an indoor jacuzzi. The hosts were out back greeting arrivals and working the grill while people chatted happily with them, envying the little slice of nature and the privacy their own back yard afforded.

Left alone to roam the halls of the huge brownstone, the couple climbed to the second floor to inspect the renovations their friends had bragged about. Tall ceilings, post-modern furniture, exposed brick on a few feature walls — the place felt like a New York City museum wherever you looked. They had just gotten up from testing the comfort of a new settee when she spotted a hidden bathroom tucked away, practically invisible. She decided to take a closer look, and her man followed.

It was a very cute bathroom, papered in pale green leaves and soft pink flowers, with its own flower box outside the window overlooking the city. The vanity was new — white antique marble, an ornate brass faucet. The gold-trimmed mirror was Victorian to its bones, and even the tub, an old-fashioned clawfoot, made you feel you’d stepped back in time. It didn’t take him long to point something out.

“Is that a… naked woman?” he asked, squinting at a stretch of wallpaper.

And as luck would have it, it was. The woman in the image lay smiling, Rubenesque and decadent in her curves, drawn in a very 1920s vintage style. Once they saw her, they found more: a man and woman in full congress across the ceiling, others worked into the floor tiles.

“You know, I thought this was just a cute bathroom at first,” she chuckled.

He closed the door and locked it.

“It is cute. It’s also giving me some ideas.” He looked at her, mischievous.

She gave him a lazy grin as she draped her arms over his shoulders. “Oh yeah? Like what?”

He tipped his chin at the ceiling. “Like I’d like to be doing that with you right now.”

“Oh really?” she giggled.

“Yes, really.” He stood in front of her, easing her back until her ass rested against the vanity, half perched on the cold marble of the sink.

He kissed her deeply. She broke it, laughing. “What if someone tries to use the bathroom? They might hear us.”

“Everyone’s downstairs, and there are plenty of bathrooms in this place. They’ll just think someone’s in here.” He started kissing her neck as he hitched up her long skirt.

“Couldn’t get enough this morning?” she teased.

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“Okay, there should be another bathroom around here somewhere.” Footsteps retreated down the hall.

He laughed once it was clear the woman had gone. “Shhhh.” She giggled. “She might not have gone too far.”

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“Does this mean we’ve christened their bathroom?” she chuckled.

“I think they beat us to the punch.” He pointed at the ceiling, at the inspired couple who’d started all this.

She giggled.

“You’re going to have to help me walk. My legs barely work after what you just did to me,” she whispered.

He grinned. “We may need to invest in a wheelchair, because I plan on finishing the job tonight.”

“Promise?”

A dark, mischievous smile rose to his lips.

“Promise.”


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